Super Smash Bros Ultimate Funny Names
With the first of two Fighter Passes coming to an end with the controversial release of Fire Emblem's Byleth, speculation has begun for Fighter Pass 2. Names are flying left, right, and center — names of Nintendo characters, names of third-party options, and even the names of characters that aren't even in video games.
Of course, about 99 percent of these are complete hogwash and will never be in Smash Ultimate. But, with the introduction of completely hilarious characters that seem like a joke by Nintendo like Wii Fit Trainer, Duck Hunt, and Pacman, anything is possible. If the world wants to joke about the next fighters, here are some game characters that would be funny in Smash, but probably never will be.
10 Gooigi
If Mario can have his part-time job as Dr. Mario added and Zelda was separated into a different fighter from Sheik, then Luigi's alter ego should be eligible for the same treatment. This apparently-edible version of Luigi made out of Goo is from the Luigi's Mansion series and is a little nightmarish, with in-game canon implying he tastes like coffee.
Gooigi could operate as an echo character for Luigi or could be his own entirely new character. Attacks that differ from Luigi's could include the use of his own Goo as a projectile weapon or using his vibrating alert function in some capacity.
9 Wrinkly Kong
Fans of the Donkey Kong Country games have long wished for Dixie Kong to be a playable fighter in Smash. But, is she the right choice for a DK universe rep? Consider for a second a veteran of the DK series who knows a thing or two about fighting.
That's right, a teacher at the Kong Kollege and terrifying ghost in the cave lobbies of DK64 Wrinkly Kong should be a playable character in Smash. Her ghostly form would allow for some nimble movement options, and she could probably weaponize her precious banana birds.
8 Judd & Li'l Judd
Nintendo showed us that furry friends that provide small bits of help to the player are fair game for Smash characters when they added Isabelle. If Animal Crossing received a second character after its resident avatar, shouldn'tSplatoon deserve the same?
Sure, Pearl and Marina or the octolings might be a more obvious choice for a second Splatoon character after the Inkling. But, imagine a glorious world where Judd and Li'l Judd are a Duck Hunt or Banjo and Kazooie-style fighting pair in Smash. These two cats normally announce the winner of a match and provide the player with sea snails. They could pack a wallop if allowed to achieve their full potential, though.
7 MissingNo.
The Pokémon franchise typically receives its representation in Smash via iconic Pokémon like Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo. With each new Smash game, fans ask which Pokémon is currently beloved enough to get some rep in the fighting series. In Ultimate, Nintendo opted for Incineroar from Generation VII.
But, is there a character more iconic and well-known than MissingNo.? This glitched box of nightmare is one of the most famous glitches in video game history, and what better way to memorialize that than placing it on Smash's storied roster?
6 Gruntilda
Fantastic games have fantastic villains, and those villains are often iconic enough to be placed next to their respective protagonists on the Smash roster. You'll find Bowser alongside Mario and Ganondorf challenging Link. Many other games with representation in Smash should see their villains added as well.
One example of this is, of course, Banjo and Kazooie. Wielding magic spells, piloting a robotic mech form of herself, and an ability to zip around on a broomstick would be just some of the moves available to Gruntilda, the witchy antagonist of the B&K games.
5 Goombario
Despite the Mario universe's immense presence in Smash, the world is yet to see any representation from the Paper Mario series. These games are beloved by fans and have sold extremely well throughout the series' history. In order to represent the series, Nintendo could just add the obvious paper form of Mario as an alt-skin or echo character.
Consider this alternate option, though: Goombario. One of the most iconic characters from the Paper Mario series, Goombario is a faithful fighter and sidekick to Mario. This Multibonking, Tattling, loyal little friend could really hold his own against the likes of Bowser and Ridley (probably).
4 Krobus
Isn't it about time that Stardew Valley receives some recognition in a game like Smash? This farming simulator game has been incredibly successful and is beloved worldwide for its loveable characters. Any of the NPCs in-game could be a hilarious pick for Smash, but the most obvious choice is Krobus.
This sewer-dwelling shadow monster is a kind soul who operates a helpful shop and can even become a roommate to the player. The game tells of an old war between Krobus' ancestors and the Dwarves, so it's clear he could fight if need be.
3 Trevor
The addition of Cloud, Banjo and Kazooie, Sonic, and more has shown that characters need not be Nintendo's characters directly to make it into Smash. Joker has shown that a character's game doesn't even need to be playable on a Nintendo console.
Because of this, many have started to propose characters like Dante from Devil May Cry or Steve from Minecraft. But, what if Nintendo took things in a different direction and pulled Trevor from Grand Theft Auto 5? Sure, he might be a bit of a mature choice for kid-friendly Nintendo, but we got Bayonetta. Anything is possible.
2 Beedle
Zelda doesn't have a ton of rep in Smash, if you consider the fact that Toon Link, Young Link, and Link are kind of the same person, as are Sheik and Zelda. So, what about a new Zelda character in the series? There are, of course, some obvious picks, like Impa or Nabooru.
However, a less-serious pick from Zelda's crown would be fun, too. Consider Beedle, the traveling merchant known for his love of beetles and crop tops. He could utilize several items from his various shops over the years and have a large beetle for a final smash, not dissimilar to Agatha's moves in Hyrule Warriors.
1 Professor Oak
Finally, the king: the bicycle-shaming, starter-giving, rumored original champion himself, Professor Oak. Fans can only guess at the power this man possesses. He can telepathically contact you from anywhere in Kanto, he has access to countless Pokémon, some of which are insanely strong, and he apparently has little care for your feelings as a photographer in Pokémon Snap, dissing your work at every turn.
Of course, the obvious choice here is that Professor Oak would function like Pokémon Trainer and have a few Pokémon at his disposal. But, the man is such a legend that he could probably take most of the roster in pure hand-to-hand combat. As Pokémon Trainer probably ventured around collecting Pidgeys, Professor Oak was training, waiting, preparing.
Source: https://www.thegamer.com/smash-hilarious-characters-that-never-will-be/
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